Black Box

[CountryNaturals]

Auto manufacturers have been testing a new "black box" for their 2010 models. They want to know what drivers' last words are before a fatal accident, to help determine what new safety features to install for 2011. So far, the results have not been very helpful. In 47 of the 50 states, the most common last words are "Ooooo, SH _ _!" but in Alabama, Arkansas, and Georgia, the most common phrase is "Here -- hold my beer and WATCH THIS!"

[EASLING2008]

 

Makes you want to move to one of those states.